It's a good thing pictures never really get to say a thousand words because a sentence sometimes make want want to rip them up and tell them to shut the fuck up.
If pictures say anything at all, its usually within the lines of: This girl is fat and has unibrows, this guy's eyes are too close together, this is Carla and she is constipated, this is Carlo with his arms around a prostitute.
Since some people are slow to pick up, we use words and attach captions.
When we do, they're pretty straightforward and boring, like: “Yiheee!”, “This is the expensive sandwich I ate”, or “This is my boyfriend's dick”.
Then there are those who make it seem like their photos are postcard worthy that they just have to put cheesy, sentimental, Hallmark-y captions on them like “A Night To Remember”, which I probably would put on a photo of me minutes before, during, or after receiving my first anal or something.
A friend put one up that actually says: “Those Were The Nights...” and I'm in that photo, and I still don't know which night she was talking about. Another photo I found online was a college photo where the caption read: “I Miss The Days...” I untagged myself in those photos, and I also refuse to include myself in photos with misspelled captions like: "Gurlzz"
They're embarrassing and they make go all goose-bumpy and they make me pee myself a little.
I don't want to see and read people's sentimental notes, I'm not interested in someone else's musing or memories, and I don't care if a couple of drunk faces makes you go all weepy because when I look at other's pictures, all I'm really interested in is to see whether or not they're fatter than I am.
So, spare yourselves the trouble of coming up with captions, unless it's to inform me it's Karl's Post-Op Vagina, 2008.
Comments (3)
You just put certain images in my mind that I will never be able to unthink. Thanks.
Hi weedur/Tere,
Just want to inform you that I will be posting a link to this blog on mine, seeing that it's one of the very, very few blogs that I visit which is worth wasting my time on. I've been visiting & commenting on this blog before *cough*Storm Controller*cough* & I enjoy reading your verbal dysmenorrhea. BTW, here's 2 eProps for you.
xoxoxo,
Santo Motherfucking Muerte
@Santo Muerte - oh yeah? thanks! i wish i could do the same and link yer blog, but as you can see, xanga is crappy and im too lazy to figure out how to link people.